This is the worst café, I could ever have chosen, because there is no wifi here, and not only there is no internet, but my personal internet, (yes, we have personal internet here in Japan) is not working either, that’s right, I am spoiled.
Here in Japan, I take my personal internet wherever I go, I turn it on, and I am magically connected with the world. This tiny little square thingy guarantees to work wherever I am, and I can use as much as I want, and you bet I do..! But today is not working..!!
And here I am, in this underground café, where the internet signal is dead..!
Dead, I’m telling you, dead..!!
I ordered already an expresso instead of my morning cup of coffee. That will calm my nerves.
“Internet come back, please..!!” I pray
“Wait..!! The internet is back…!!” God really exists
I try to log in and nothing.
The internet is not back. It was just wishful thinking
Let me try to get signal. Maybe if I bend over 45 degrees, I could get some signal.
Oh..! I am getting a little bit of signal. But I need a stronger one (signal)
Maybe I should lift a leg, just in case you know?
No, it is not working.
Oh, I got it..!
I stand up, and I lift my right arm and left leg.
I know I like a giant “L,” but I do need internet.
But you know what? There are only a few people here, but I feel all eyes on me.
I should probably go back to my seat
Talk to you later, if I get internet signal 🙂
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